i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model
Me as a parent
Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?
OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING
The Elephant House, “birthplace of Harry Potter”, located in George IV Bridge Street in Edinburgh, UK. One of the cafés where JK Rowling spent time writing, in 1995. The toilets are covered with messages, thank you notes and quotations from the books written by the fans.
ALL RIGHT IM SITTING IN THE CAFE RIGHT NOW AND IM GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM
man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo
"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”
welcome to Australia MOTHER FUCKER
WHEN AMERICANS ASK IF WE PET KANGAROOS
THIS IS WHY FUCK NO
Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?
how do people fall for someone and that person loves them back and they get together and they’re both in love like how the fuck does that happen
when u start talking 2 new teenage boy & the first thing he asks you is ‘biggest fantasy?’
i just started laughing really hard because that gif was intended to be a reaction but i just realized it is also an answer to the question