lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

neptunain:

the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

madmadsmadly:

i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model

ruinedchildhood:

Me as a parent

ruinedchildhood:

Me as a parent

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

missflurry:

flowersinthelibrary:

The Elephant House, “birthplace of Harry Potter”, located in George IV Bridge Street in Edinburgh, UK. One of the cafés where JK Rowling spent time writing, in 1995. The toilets are covered with messages, thank you notes and quotations from the books written by the fans.

ALL RIGHT IM SITTING IN THE CAFE RIGHT NOW AND IM GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM

angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

moonemojii:

welcome to Australia MOTHER FUCKER

WHEN AMERICANS ASK IF WE PET KANGAROOS
THIS IS WHY FUCK NO

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

moonemojii:

welcome to Australia MOTHER FUCKER

WHEN AMERICANS ASK IF WE PET KANGAROOS

THIS IS WHY FUCK NO

v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

biebermynigguh:

how do people fall for someone and that person loves them back and they get together and they’re both in love like how the fuck does that happen

「PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME」

mirandagettingfit:

college-life-crisis:

Acquaintances:

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My best friends:

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accurate

ofelrond:

ofelrond:

when u start talking 2 new teenage boy & the first thing he asks you is ‘biggest fantasy?’

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i just started laughing really hard because that gif was intended to be a reaction but i just realized it is also an answer to the question