fatallywhimsical:

benedictbooty:

Remember Wendy Davis?

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You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?

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Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!

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Let’s show her some goddamn support!

Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”

 What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?

Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.

pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

glowcloud:

u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

i-love-my-fandoms:

koizumisato:

pornithologist:

what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears

   

gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

striderbeegood:

tingletits:

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

he went to gods thumb and came back

Wow holes fandom way to climb out of your hole

striderbeegood:

tingletits:

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

he went to gods thumb and came back

Wow holes fandom way to climb out of your hole

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done