unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

you ever wanna reblog a post on here but you dont because its too mean and your mama raised you better but you still hit that like button and laugh at it on your own because your grown but not that grown

exo-chika:

Proof that no matter what nationality you are or language you speak, math still looks like a load of bullshit. 

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

camel-no:

5 Points will be deducted from Gryffindor ‘cause Harry’s being a little bitch

teamshy:

 


Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”

teamshy:

 

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob